'I care to look my best!'
'But friction from tight clothes can darken my intimate area.'
'Now, I wash that problem away naturally with the new Lactacyd White Intimate.'
'Cares better than ever!'
'The first feminine wash with marine, plant and milk extracts to safely lighten in FOUR weeks!'
'My natural way to intimate fairness confidence. My best EVER!'
'Lactacyd, what's best for us!'
That certainly knocked me out of my stupor for sure.
So our vagina is too big, too hairy and now it's not 'white' enough?!
Seriously, who the hell cares what colour are our vaginas?! It could be green, purple, orange or blue for all humanity cares. Or how dark or light it looks. Unfortunately, the walking-dead-blood-sucking-vampires of the money-making-industry has decided to cast dubious thoughts about every single female's self-worth! If your vagina ain't white, then you ain't got anything. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU! You just HAVE to look whitewashed down there. 'Cos if you ain't white down there, when you walk into a restaurant filled with guys, no one, I mean, NOT ONE guy is gonna give you a second look.
Because all men have super-sonic eyes (just like Superman) which can zoom into your intimate area and check out whether you're worth the chase.
They have this mantra in their head all the time:
'If you're white,
You're worth the fight!
But if you're less than white down there,
Sorry chick, but that's just a nightmare!'
So if you've been detected to have a perfectly-coloured-vagina, they'll howl like wolves and give you the chase of your life.
First it was the face whitening products. Then it progressed to the armpits. And now they have moved on to the intimate areas. And not forgetting the anal bleach too.
Don't believe me? Check out the following videos.
God help us all....